Sarahane Pfarro

You wake up and grab your phone before your coffee. You want to know who owned the diamond yesterday. Not just who got hits.

I know what you’re doing right now. Scrolling through three tabs, trying to find the real tryout dates before they fill up.

You saw the scores. You scrolled past the highlights. You probably even muttered something about it at work.

You’re watching a game. The broadcast flashes wOBA. FIP. WAR. You nod like you get it. But you don’t. And that’s not your fault.

The 2023 Sffarebaseball season is over. And if you’re still thinking about it like it’s just a memory. You’re already behind. You know the drill.

You’ve seen the slides. The flashy dashboards. The vendor claims. The “game-changing takeaways” that somehow never show up in actual games.

You’re watching a baseball game. The announcer says “can of corn” and you blink.

You’re staring at a screen full of numbers. And you still don’t know what to do next.

Remember that September 28th game? The one where the bullpen blew it in the ninth and you just stared at the screen, mute button pressed, wondering what…

You spent hours on that draft. Watched every prospect video. Read every tier list. Then your team got steamrolled in week three. Yeah. I’ve been there too.